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All Substance, No Style

by Famous Friends

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Jared Christensen This song goes so hard. Favorite track: Honor.
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1.
Provo Tango 03:02
I don't wanna be your boyfriend I just wanna be the guy that you make out with on the weekend We can pretend that every Provo Tango will be our last And this kidney stone romance hurts less when it's passed You are pushing me like I had a limit As we play this game of physical chicken. It's been 20 minutes since we met eyes And we're still locked. I'm skinny dipping in your Caribbean irides, We talk about French films and favorite b-sides, And make out at the pool until 4am. We'll crush all this romantic shit. There's a fine line between depraved and deprived And the moans you make along it seem so dreadfully contrived So used you inspired a chorus that rips straight from Sloppy Seconds You only use the feminist vehicle to drive your way through a tough belt buckle You Mountain West girls are all the same No matter how dumb you spell your name You make me so angry that I drop my pick... So, pass me the butter, baby.
2.
My Uniform 03:12
Can you hear my voice? I can barely speak. Can you smell my fear? I’m shaking at the knees Did you fire the shot That pierced through my chest? Would you take the next one If there’s any left? A cut from the cloth Lay it over me. Can you see my hands? Blistered from the street Can you see my badge? The heart that pounds beneath Another fallen martyr Painted as a thug; Another buried father Supposed a crooked cop. Oh baby, don’t I look good In my uniform? Leave me no choice to choose So, beat me black and blue
3.
The blue screen illuminates the room Its pulsing beams condensate on filthy paper walls My defeated hands quake On thin sheets in summer’s crushing heat A deep love digresses to a heavier season Our marrows melt, mix, and mend. With your ear to the floor, I can see how poor The state of the tiles, chipped, stained, and uneven Two lovers wound together with strings Sever old, and tie anew A delicate mess we cherish. It was you who hung us out Examples beneath the olive It was you who pronounced us dead. Guilt is a poison, it weakens our will We cut, we bleed, we scab, we heal And pray we don’t cut again.
4.
Bottle after bottle in all types of colors Lost all of my consideration for others I came to that fire as a man straight from the 'pan To join the 27 Club as fast as I can Oh, it's like they say "All men die at 25." I’m on my way to punk rock heaven So you can bury me at 27 Mama wants to know my plan, daddy wants to get my head checked I sleep with my belly down in case I taste rejection. Friends spread thin and my foes just wax aplenty They're just gonna bleed me dry, drain me til I’m empty. What would you say to punk rock heaven? "Just fucking bury me at 27."
5.
Honor 01:20
You’ve put a Y on top of the molehill Like an eye watching over the people A prowling circling despot Disguised as a friendly mascot Yet, you say, “It’s all about agency.” Cheap tuition comes at the cost of A religious, political dogma Forced down the throat a vision A McCarthyist tradition The money saved does not make that right Roll with the punches Kick against the pricks Expectant mothers on the street cast from the synagogue Jobless fathers on their knees, repentance cumbersome Your laws make lifelong rats, you godless bureaucrats I hope you know that’s all on you Where is the Honor in that?
6.
The "0" at the turn of the millennium I can see now stood for "obsolete." So Cal high schools Just don't matter like they did in single digits When Josh Schwartz was still on the west coast And the quiet thing that no one ever knew Was that old proverbial question: "Summer or Marissa?" That shade from under the cork tree made it all seem just so damn cool But like the sun that never shines the PA sky, reality can be cruel. I wish it could feel the way Like it did back in the day I wish I could feel alive. Like I did in 2005. I miss the girls in torn jeans and chokers, And boys in Atticus tees and pooka shells, When being "scene" could be a guilty pleasure, Whatever the hell that means. My 13 Going on 30 DVD glitched frozen in rewind. 7 Minutes counting down, dated every line. Nostalgia doesn't die, don't even bother. I just know it will ride that old treadmill Right back where you got on it. A memory happy, a future still crappy. I wish it could find me a job.
7.
A winter in exile, a ship wrecked in Utah. The snowiest one that we've seen in a decade. And out of the wreckage we all got away From this college town Wishing one day that we could say... Don't write me off Don't kiss me goodbye. I'll watch you disappear Believing somehow I will see you around. A summer spent sweating it over the Rad Shack. Pick up a camera and hunt with the hounds Pass that old microscope we’ve been hiding under For one more round. Just one more round.
8.
OwnDamnSelf 02:11
This never-ending cycle of outrage When will it cease to revolve? The steam from my boiling blood keeps on rising 'Till no one can see for the fog It’s just the law of entropy Burning up my own misanthropy One by one, we point our pitchforks up and forth Why do we keep on returning Like dogs to their vomit We’re killing our owndamnselves It’s either us or it’s them Why don’t you think for yourself Kill, kill, kill your owndamnself!
9.
Another night’s sleep wasted writing teensploitation spec scripts Getting tongue tied on marijuana I should shave but I like the way I shook like lit My mord’s get wixed, but at least the gutter’s stone away Isn’t it about time that I stop making memes, and start making friends Not the ones on Reddit, but the ones you go get sunburns with? I’d rather spend the day instead, making clever excuses in my head Ironic self-deprecation amusing to no one but anyone. Sick of playing solitaire Without a single care to spare. Over-thinking whether self-awareness Undoes my crimes and all unfairness, Can I just get… A little less time alone Somewhere else Dealing with better problems. 40 torrents later, I’ve got more music than I could even list Complete discographies of Bee Gees, Cannibal Corpse, and Taylor Swift Slowly soar the vacancies of white sheets stained with bacon grease I should quit this band and go back to church, but watch me do nothing about it. Sick of watching Ethan Klein Gettin’ old and doin’ fine. No more buying lube in bulk and No more McCaulay Culkin Why can’t I take...
10.
Another zealot comes to lead a nation But it's not like we haven't seen this before. America's the same shithole it's always been. Take your flag, turn it upside down Rend your cloth from your back Write your bill of rights Defend it with your life Taxation is theft, it’s no damn joke Beat that stallion ‘til it’s broke. Someone wrote it in ‘76, it must be called of God. We’re just waiting for a Lee Harvey Oswald Take a shot!
11.
転びもの 03:36
They asked me to smile, and they punched my teeth out A liar’s knife in my spine. “Spit out your tongue, plugging your throat.” Teeth marks and all, “Ugly and quiet forever.” 白雪しか 見えぬ道こそ 過ちぞ 我らの皆が すぐに死ぬらむ A thousand travelers in search of solace From self and surroundings Are silenced instead Despite all their debts Despite all their failures Followed with faith in bloody footprints Put your shoulder to the wagon Put your shoulder to the organization Put your shoulder in, push away, Or be crushed beneath the wheel. The light on the hill It crackles and hums A thousand flies dead inside Eyes wide open, mind glued shut My ears bleed Grey stains in the pews. Wolves in sheep's clothing Sheep in a business suit. Kill them off faster than you can recruit Open a factory Enlarge a phylactery. Use big words, keep them humble You’re just roadkill A lump of flesh still feeling 転びもの、いざ進め
12.
All the fools who dared to dream Were doomed to succeed! I wish I was dealt a better hand I wish I sang in a better band Give it all you got Take what you can So sick of waiting for an opportunity The ones who seem to have it all Seem to want it least of all Love the money, hate the job No glass floors when you're on the top So, somewhere, you just lose all your perspective. All us fools who dare to dream, We’re doomed to suck. I'm not a sell out, baby, But I am a capitalist, Just a slave to my student loan; What's principle ever done for me? Go ahead and take my body. I never had a soul to start. But write that check to cash Before you pick my bones apart.

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Provo's most presumptuous punks FAMOUS FRIENDS, after a year spent cooking up their debut record DIY, finally release "All Substance, No Style." At 13 songs, this tongue-in-cheek-titled record boasts sundry songs ranging from punk rock, to power pop, to metalcore.

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released February 2, 2018

Andy - Bass, Vox, Lyrics
Dalin - Guitar, Vox, Lyrics (track 2)
Gareth, Drums, Guitar, Vox

All songs and lyrics written by Famous Friends

Recorded at Rad Shack Recordings in Provo, UT.

Mixed and mastered by Gareth Calk

special thanks to: Daniel Schindler, Justin Chamberlain, Jacobi Anderson, Andy Christiansen, Cubby McBride, Luis Fernando Puente, Nathanael King, Alex Walker, Amy, Mandy, Nicole, and each of our families.

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